Food is love: 4 lies I enjoy believing. Food TWs, obvs.
Posted: March 11th, 2021, 2:12 pm
1. "I don't have (romantic) love, but I have Heath bars"
-A thought I had a few days ago; I order 18-pack boxes of Heath and take about a month to go through each box.
This isn't so much a lie, as much as a sad truth.
2. "If I had to choose between dating [beautiful, kind, smart woman I know] and the extremely satisfying sub sandwich dressing/oil, I'd choose the sub sandwich with salami and oil."
-A thought I had a moment ago
This is definitely not true.
3. "If I was told I could never drink alcohol again, I wouldn't mind. If I was told I couldn't eat candy or really-carby treats any longer, I'd be devastated."
-Yet another recent thought, but this is actually true. I miss the taste of certain alcohol (I quit for good in '08, before the quality, bougie alcohol came out!), but I don't want to imagine a life without Reeses Peanut Butter cups, cornbread, and my weekly cinnamon donut.
4. "In heaven I want to have a really good gin and tonic. And a good cider, and a good cherry lambic. Just one each, one last time, to satisfy me for eternity."
- I claim not to believe in heaven, though secretly I desperately want to. Or at least some alternative to this lonely life.
Lies have costs, but considering I need specific lies to make it through the day, I try to choose them carefully. I have a deep nihilistic streak.
-A thought I had a few days ago; I order 18-pack boxes of Heath and take about a month to go through each box.
This isn't so much a lie, as much as a sad truth.
2. "If I had to choose between dating [beautiful, kind, smart woman I know] and the extremely satisfying sub sandwich dressing/oil, I'd choose the sub sandwich with salami and oil."
-A thought I had a moment ago
This is definitely not true.
3. "If I was told I could never drink alcohol again, I wouldn't mind. If I was told I couldn't eat candy or really-carby treats any longer, I'd be devastated."
-Yet another recent thought, but this is actually true. I miss the taste of certain alcohol (I quit for good in '08, before the quality, bougie alcohol came out!), but I don't want to imagine a life without Reeses Peanut Butter cups, cornbread, and my weekly cinnamon donut.
4. "In heaven I want to have a really good gin and tonic. And a good cider, and a good cherry lambic. Just one each, one last time, to satisfy me for eternity."
- I claim not to believe in heaven, though secretly I desperately want to. Or at least some alternative to this lonely life.
Lies have costs, but considering I need specific lies to make it through the day, I try to choose them carefully. I have a deep nihilistic streak.