Honestly, if it was me? I would be truthful! I mean, it is kind of a human normal thing that nearly everyone has dealt with at one time or another. I had a friend in collage that had bad ones and it was a well known fact by all his friends, we always made light of the fact that he had to take a bath after every time he took a shit.

He always just joined in and owned the situation as his own. Normal and inconvenient. I think that doing things like that, humanizing ourselves to others, is part of self-acceptance. And that is the key to this whole journey anyway

Best of luck!